PHLEGM THROWER
Interviewed by: Brian CastilloJust when you thought the Cavite scene can't get any sicker, now comes this eight-piece terror squad that is like a teenage nymphomaniac who seems to get off on fucking everyone. And like their name suggests, they also seem to get their kicks by spitting on everyone's face. You have been warned!
Shooli: How’s it going there in your part of the Province?
Dr.Evil: Fuck Cavite!!! Cavite is a dying whore! it's getting worse everyday!
Tantaritas: Hey bro! Cheers for the intie! oh, Cavite fuckin' sucks!! I just dont get it why people(bands in particular) enjoys a stupid place like this. Maybe because there are tons of calamari cockrings here.. hehe! How the fuck are you?!
Shooli: It says on your demo that you have a total of eight members. Are all the members of Phlegm Thrower Caviteños?
Dr.Evil: Some of our members came from diffrent places like Zamboanga and Catbalogan city. Yes we are 8 in the band but our 2 members are dead! They died because of a deadly disease. hehe. PS:We dont like Caviteños! Fuck them!!
Tantaritas: and 2 of our members are gay. Catbalogan's finest! haha ara mina!
Shooli: So how exactly was the band formed?
Tantaritas: Death metal and grindcore is pretty much DEAD here in Cavitite, So finding people here to form a band is kinda hard as fuck! Most Caviteños loves playing hale and emo shits and they are bunch of losers! trendy as fuck shitlickers!!! Anyways, Me,Dr.Evil and Dr.Satan start ejaculating around then.After mutilating 2 songs, we met up with Bitorrr, Captain kill me, Afroman, Pumaley - ar and señorito. Soon after this, a serial cocksucker named LOLOY ENDUMA and an egyptian astral cunt named ALI MORSY started to stab us from behind with their mucus-exuding nimpdicks and began to spit out non-sensical bullshit about things. That was how exactly the band formed.
Shooli: Who is the main writer and who came up with the concept for the band?
Dr.Evil: Me, Dr.Satan and Tantaritas who write all the songs.
Tantaritas: what he said.
Shooli: Why did you choose to become anonymous and not expose your real identities?
Dr.Evil: Because we are backstabers!!
Tantaritas: hahaha!
Shooli: Do you have connections or are you friends with other bands in the Cavite death metal/grindcore scene like for example, Pus Vomit and Toxemia?
Dr.Evil: Pus Vomit? no cumment. Toxemia? no cumment.
Tantaritas: Pus Vomit Are fucking awesome and they are bunch of pussy lovers!!! haha! Same goes for Toxemia... that's for sure. and.... Im not saying this because Marco(Gardo Versoza) and Corix(Jr.Echo) will probably see this interview!!! hahaha!! Much respect to Roel of Tripalium zine,UlJERICHO of No Bullshit zine, and you, Mr.shooli for being true to your craft. Fuck those profit-oriented-money-making-shitlicking pigs! attitude over fashion!!!
Shooli: Is there any chance of a Phlegm Thrower live show? I mean you can all wear masks and bring along a laptop computer for the drum samples right?
Dr.Evil: I think that is a serious question to answer. hehe! we dont need to do a live show. Fuck Cavite!!!
Tantaritas: Doing a live ejaculation is fucking great!!! But... we never really given it a thought. I guess Phlegm Thrower is just a studio project.
Shooli: Aside from being one of the sickest Filipino death metal releases of the past few months I noticed that your demo also features a mixture of musical styles like Middle Eastern chants and electronica. Are these just samples to enhance the brutal material or are they actually part of the Phlegm Thrower style?
Tantaritas: Thanks for the words shooli. Yes, they are actually part of Phlegm Thrower's style. hehehe
Dr.Evil: no, we just want to kill the trend here in cavite. Fuck all Caviteños! Fuck the itim Production! Fuck the Hatred Production! Fuck Monstrum Monre! And fuck Gabs!! the gay selling cd's @ FSC building! Bunch if losers! Fuck all your friends you fucking fuck!!!
Shooli: Are all the tracks on the demo basically hate songs pointed against this certain Loloy and Ali? Who are those guys anyway?
Dr.Evil: Yes! Loloy is a serial cocksucker, Ali is a double dead lameshit ass kisser faggot!
Tantaritas: what he said.
Shooli: Why not just go ahead and confront them personally?
Dr.Evil: no need. The 2 faggots are lameshit scared as fuck mofos!
Tantaritas: I did. The gay egyptian simply smiles at my ugly face. hehe! What the fuck was that for?! Lame as fuck!!!! "i Just saw, the gayest guy on earth..(3x)" hahaha
Shooli: You also have a very trippy cover of the song Bawal Na Gamot by the late Willie Garte. The song has an anti-drug theme but as a whole, your demo has this stoned and spaced-out vibe. Care to comment on this?
Tantaritas: mukum kalakap nehur jahk rehum kum. nak ak mo omaba hik hala no na? hmm. ok?
Dr.Evil: kuku lam nak am? sehit kula omabah ekup atatatatatat!!!!!!
Dr.Satan: No cumment!
Bitorrr: "wala ko masabi."
Captain kill me: "mamalengke pa ako eh..."
Shooli: How was the demo recorded?
Tantaritas: ah.. the demo.. it's fucked! haha! We just sit down, drink some booze, spew some ideas and walah!!! bammm!!! We end up ejaculating with a bunch of new tracks.. hehe.. =)
Is it true you're going to have split releases with foreign bands? Who are the other bands and from what country are they from?
Tantaritas: Yeah! its a 4-way face fuck brother!! It will include Slut Krush(Arizona,USA), Sexual Predator(Arizona,USA),Burrito De Merete(Brazil) and Phlegm Thrower..
How did you get in-touch with those foreign groups?
Tantaritas: Blame the internet for that fuck bro. hehe!
Shooli: When can we expect the split to be out? And what label is gonna release it?
Tantaritas: i believe it will be released through Scream-a-long records..
Shooli: For all those who want to grab a copy of your first demo, how can they get it?
Dr.Evil: Kiss my ass first.
Tantaritas: Just get in touch with us. hehe
Shooli: So what else is next for Phlegm Thrower?
Dr.Evil: More phlegm throwing!!! hehe
Tantaritas: We are now in the process of mutilating new tracks for a split with Anally Aborted Fetus!! i'll keep you posted bro. hehe.
Shooli: Ok, thanks for your time. Anything else you would like to tell the readers?
Dr.Evil: Thanks for the interview.. Fuck Cavite!!
Dr.Satan: Stay away from drugs!
Bitorrr: "wala ko masabi eh..."
Señorito: Fuck ali and loloy!
Tantaritas: Thanks a lot for the interview Shooli!! Support the bands that support the scene! cheers!
Afroman: yo yo yo!!!
Pumaley - ar: malaki tite ko!
Suicide Man: Ooooh array!
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